Black humor at morticians

I recently discovered that a local funeral home in my country has some rather interesting slogans. They gave me a good chuckle, so I thought I’d keep a list here. If you know of any others, feel free to send them to me, and I’ll update this list accordingly!

• Cigarette packaging: Smoking secures jobs!
• Denying Corona secures jobs
• Sleeping mask: I’m not dead, I’m just sleeping.
• We put fun in funeral

For slogans that don’t translate well into English, I’ve kept the original German version:

• Eiskratzer: Mit uns kratzen Sie besser ab
• Turnleiberl/Sackerl: Ich turne bis zur Urne
• Wir tragen unsere Kunden auf Händen
• Wasserball: Wir lassen Dich nicht untergehen